mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin
(Source: flapped, via rising-tid3s)
i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.
"Once you’ve accepted your flaws no one can use them against you." - (via usinq)
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