snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

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demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

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greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

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"Once you’ve accepted your flaws no one can use them against you." - (via usinq)

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suspend:

i hate being a girl.

  • we get our period monthly and it hurts and it makes us feel uneasy. 
  • we get sore after sex while guys dont
  • when we’re pregnant we’ll be suffering for 9 MONTHS 
  • we need loads of clothes
  • we need shoes
  • bags
  • make up stuff
  • nail polish
  • hair!!!!
  • WHEN GUYS JUST NEED A TUX AND SOME TIES!!
  • AND THEY DONT HAVE TO ALWAYS SUFFER
  • IM MAD!!!

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